Two packs of gum make the police blotter
the goods, originally uploaded by carionmywaywardson.
The Arizona Daily Star, like many local papers, runs a synopsis of local police report, and early in July, the paper included this item from the Oro Valley Police:
A tennis bag was found at 8:57 a.m. June 11 in a wash in the 11300 block of North Copper Spring Trail. The bag contained three tennis rackets, three packages of tennis balls and two packages of chewing gum*. A pair of tree clippers was found near the bag. Police called the telephone number on the luggage tag, but it was connected to a fax machine.
*It should be noted that the two packages of gum above are just a cool shot from Flickr, and are not, in fact, the actuals ones that nestled down next to the mysteriously discarded tennis rackets and tree clippers that were discovered by the police.