Today’s Public Service Announcement
On behalf of my friends in high schools, dining services, Green and Clean fleets and Chewing Gum Action Groups, and in the custodial services (in fact, one of my friends in that line of work suggested that I should widely share this particular bit of advice a day or so ago as he looked on, with some small dismay, at my fists full of gum, ready to be widely shared), a friendly and simple reminder:
Once it’s unwrapped, chewing gum belongs in one of two places: Your mouth, or in the garbage can.
(You may now return to your regular programming…)